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In Jesus' name, how can I make my gf's abortion her bestest abortion EVER?
The first few were kind of depressing so I got her some ballons and party hats. Little noise-makers and party favors too. Then we started inviting some friends over, cooking lavish meals, hiring a band. Next thing you know, we're renting a hot-air balloon and a petting zoo. One of those Jumpy-Castle things too.
It's getting out of hand. I just want to make it a classy event, y'know? Anybody out there have ideas on how to have a swanky abortion? Maybe hire a choir or a small orchestra? Did any classical composers write music for abortions?
I always think the best parties are always the simplest. Make it a pot luck and a kegger! You didn't mention what number this latest one was. No matter.
Know what might really be cool - A shrimp pizza cut up into bite size pieces - no one will miss that bit of symbolism. And its just plain yummy!!!
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